Twelebs

I've got an article in the LA Times today about turning 55 years old. http://tinyurl.com/y94g3g2 They changed PIece of ass to hunk.

5 hours, 53 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 5:14pm

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Please help. I cannot tell if SERVICES DISMEMBERED is the title of my freelancer-gone-mad horror movie, or the subtitle.

11 hours, 55 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 11:13am

I wish @rentokil would stop embarrassing themselves by telling @bengoldacre they're too busy to tell him where their figures came from.

12 hours, 20 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 10:47am

Arf! RETWEET--gt; @TaraFlynn RT @stuntmandrew Heat magazine's Love Rat test may need revising... http://yfrog.com/6f9pgj

13 hours, 37 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 9:30am

The view frm my Cardiff hotel room.Beats ydays Chelt'nm Matalan view.Wonder what I'll get in Brum? http://yfrog.com/7ha1boj

14 hours, 30 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 8:38am

#FollowFriday @bbcgenius (natch), @bengoldacre (for dog-with-a-bone tenacity) @williamshatner (for regal pronouncements... my best, Bill)

18 hours, 39 minutes ago 12 Mar 2010 4:28am

Comedian; Illusionist; Part of Penn & Teller

Penn Jillette

OK GO have done more than made the greatest music videos of all time. They've added skill and taken art back from editors. And no irony!

1 day, 2 minutes ago 11 Mar 2010 11:06pm

If so you must name it David.(After the venue, not me) RT @cardiffboy29: @DaveGorman I think my wife has gone in to labour with laughter!!!

1 day, 4 minutes ago 11 Mar 2010 11:03pm

Lovely gig in Cardiff.Lovely tweets after.But 1cpl on the front row had slapped arse faces all night.Too easy to fixate on them. Bah.

1 day, 1 hour ago 11 Mar 2010 9:21pm

Okay lovely @H_paz @cardiffboy29 @parryphernalia @gomezadams @Imbeingstalked @LorraineWhite35 @aluneurig @smurfy_smith phones off!

1 day, 1 hour ago 11 Mar 2010 9:17pm

I've heard of this Dr Theatre chap and while his intervention is much appreciated, I think an interval Lemsip is still in order.

1 day, 3 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 7:54pm

The sudden formality makes me feel like I've been naughty.

1 day, 3 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 7:54pm

My tour manager,Greg calls me Dave all day. He's Greg. I'm Dave. Then on the backstage tannoy it's Mr Gorman, this is your 5minute call.

1 day, 4 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 6:27pm

By the way, Team Genius are thrilled with the response to the challenges issued by @bbcgenius. Top work.

1 day, 4 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 6:25pm

Cardiff's lovely. Played some darts in the Queen's Vaults. (Pub not euphemism) Nice landlord+landlady. Backstage relaxing with a cuppa now.

1 day, 5 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 5:38pm

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RT @jpidgeon: @hodgman May have you beat: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/1498897552_d40a2d3115.jpg

1 day, 6 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 4:18pm

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HIVE MIND corrects: it's an apatosaurus, not a bronto. I think the difference is: it's made of plastic.

1 day, 6 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 4:15pm

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RT @BigEyedFisch: @hodgman Quite intrigued by that model dinosaur. Not a brontosaurus (apatosaurus), but yet it's too level-hipped to be ...

1 day, 7 hours ago 11 Mar 2010 3:17pm

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